assoholics

Phat-Ass-Loving-Fool says:

I can almost hear how the conversation went down.

Woman – “They call me Strawberry Delight, so I want a really sexy looking tattoo of a strawberry on my asscheek; something that looks realistic and juicy so they can be like, “Wow!” when I pull my pants down. Maybe you could even put a smaller strawberry next to it, you know something real classy, but still sexy.”

Tattoo artist- “ I got u”

6 minutes later…

Tattoo artist – “Done.”