assoholics

Damn, DaSilverSurfer… you 100% on this one! It’s CRAZY cause I was thinking the EXACT SAME SHIT! This chick had a naturally THICK frame and was cute ass hell! But she had to be one of the laziest females I’ve EVER seen in porn!

She could have wrecked da game if she just acted like she gave a fuck, every once in awhile! LOL But real talk – as we all know – some girls are like that. Hell, I pursued a chick my freshman year in college and finally got at her. She was fine ass hell – cute as can be and a thick, athletic frame – like Ryan Conner but a bit thicker… but OMG her fuck game was TERRIBLE!

She would just lay there… motionless… moaning… starring right into my eyes! And in Doggystyle position she arched her back like a camel… instead of “head down, ass up”. She loved oral sex, but when she sucked dick she would eagerly put the dick in her mouth and swirl her tongue around the head, but she wouldn’t actually “suck” it or go up and down on the dick. She would just hold it there in her mouth and she didn’t use her hands… AT ALL when she gave head! And she would push away if i tried to get my “mouth fuck” on. So basically, I’m just standing there with my dick in her mouth… with her swirling her tongue around my dickhead for 15 minutes. It was TERRIBLE!

Oh, and she cried when she had orgasms… EVERY FUCKING TIME! It was sweet the first time… but every time? Too much!

I put up with this bullshit for almost 6 month – making every excuse in the book – thinking it would get better… but i did not! We fucked about 3 or 4 times a week so I gave her PLENTY of chances. I made suggestions, and told her how i liked things done. She liked fucking and she always asked how i liked things done so she could please me and “spice things up – but it always reverted back to the way it was!

Here’s the crazy part: She told a girlfriend how good i was, and how good our sex was, and how it was the best sex she’s ever had!! She used to tell me all the time how good it was! But trust me, my fellow assoholics… it was TERRIBLE!!!!!

Y’all gonna laugh at my ass but I literally dropped out of school to get away from her! I’m dead serious! I was in love with this chick and i probably would have ended up marrying her at the rate we were going but I didn’t want to do that to her OR myself! There is NO WAY I could tolerate sex THAT BAD!

Sorry for the long post. As y’all can see… this shit struck a nerve in ya’ mans !

PS – GREAT POST, RFM! You’re the Walmart of Big Booty porn!