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Jack Purcell –

Here is what I saw with Ryan Smiles and why she was special to me among PAWGs.

Withn the vast PAWG porn spectrum there is a subcategory of girls we identify as “slim-thick”. Girls whose frames are naturally slim, but they are curvy or they are blessed with some significant attribute that puts them in a different light from typical skinny girls. And within “slim-thick” there is even more differentiation along a scale.

At the “slim” end of the slim-thick scale there are girls who are naturally slim but with a dope hourglass shape, or a wonderful, bigger than expected ass, or outstanding tits that you wouldn’t expect to see on a slim frame. Good examples of this would be girls like:

Anikka Albite, Candice Dare, Rharri Rhound, Lena Paul, and two of the OGs of slim-thick; Brianna Love, (AFTER she had her baby and returned to porn), and Naomi Russell.

At the middle of the slim-thick scale you find girls who typically started out in porn as slim, then matured into thicker, more womanly bodies that made them damn near perfect in mainstream porn. Wide appeal to almost everybody. Examples of this would be:

Jada Stevens, Mandy Muse, Kelsi Monroe, and A.J. Applegate.

Lastly we find the type of porn body that is at the THICK end of the slim-thick scale. Girls that are still slim framed, but with a layer of voluptuousness on them that is just STUPID! Girls like:

Alexis Andrews, and…, RYAN SMILES. I told you I would get to my point eventually with Ryan.

I was on Ryan from the jump, and I’m pretty sure I have every one of her scenes that I’m aware of. I was disappointed when she kept fucking up and disappearing, but then she would come back thicker and throw us a couple of bones. Upon one of her returns she did a nice IR scene for Reality Kings with Jax Slayher where she was showcased and presented beautifully. Her body was DRUNK. And then came the kicker for me.

I’m not generally a fan of lesbian porn. It just doesn’t do much for me. However, there are some exceptions. My all time favorite Ryan Smiles scene was when she got strap fucked by Sara Jay. That was Ryan at her absolutely thickest, and I damn near passed out watchin’ that scene. Her meaty ass wobble while she was ridin’ in cowgirl almost was the death of me. I had what I call a “C.W.J”. moment. Cryin’ while Jackin’. It was the same when Sara Jay strapped Alexis Andrews in doggy. I wept.

Anyway, Ryan Smiles is the story of what might have been. But, I got about 25+ scenes of her, so I can’t complain too much.

Lord help me, I know waaay too much about this stuff. I think I’ve gone around the bend.

BSD