FINALLY… completely in the booth…
Oh BTW, Jack Purcell posted this:
“If this starts another thread even HALFWAY decent as the EPIC PAWG THREAD from last year, that would be a plus!
I’ve been on a particular binge lately, with the craving specifically being *MILF(Cougar) PAWGs in IR*.
Mmm-m-mmm…! A ripe-aged veteran with a phat ass or a firm bubble in the back, ridin’ dat muddaphukin’ D and makin’ it bounce got ya boi THIRSTY! LOL!
So, going thru my modest collection(s) on various HDDs, I been hittin’ up the folders of those starlets I dig that fit the bill.
I’ll rattle off the ones I have flicks of, and PLEASE help me out if I’ve left off any birds that need mention, and that I need to grab flicks of A-fucking-SAP!
Ah’ight gents, here’s the starlets I have on hand, and in no order:
* Lisa Ann – 42 (The living legend has retired! needs absolutely NO introduction for obvious reasons, so moving right along…)
* Mellanie Monroe – 38 (do I *prefer* the Mel before she hit up the botox-dealer, and amp’d up her already phat ass? Yes… BUT this bish can STILL get it. Takes BBC from all angles like a hungry champ — and that ass, bionic or not, looks delicious)
* Austin Taylor – 31 (No intro needed, really. also, I think she may be a slight older, but I’d need a confirm on this. I think her workout routine is keepin’ this bish younger anywayz! Can she really be classified as ‘Cougar’? I’ll let you fellas decide. )
* Karen Fisher – 38 (yeeeah, she quite-as-kept on the BBC tip when it comes to the ‘larger’ internet sites she’s been on — but on her *own* site and other am-sites, she slurpin’ up the Snickers Bar like they about to go outta stock!)
* Mandy Sweet – 36 (Retired all too soon to start nursing school, I believe. My current fave MILF+PAWG+IR to date. Not known/billed for having the *most* trunk neccessarily, but she’s built -real- nice, with a great waist/hip ratio, round bubble, and some of the BEST fake tits in the biz. Nothin’ but love for Mandy. Cute face, bright-eyed, dat’s whus guud. i’m wishing for a comeback)
* Tiffany Minx – 43 (Legend status. Another AVN HoF’er that I feel deserves more praise, but gets overshadowed by the juggernaut catalog of the more widely recognized Lisa Ann)
* Alura Jenson – 37 (dis bish is a gawddamn FREAK, and ain’t modest about it. love this one. she another one with the bionic upgrades, but she carries the shit well, so more power to her. A gym-rat like Austin, so you know she got the stamina for a no-apologies pussy-beatin’)
* Velicity Von – 35 (dat’s dat CLASSIC shit right d’ere — was jackin’ to dis bish b4 ‘PAWG’ was coined)
* Devon Lee – 39 (not the largest IR catalog, but it *does* at least exist. an underrated bird right here)
* Alexis Golden – 45 (w/o the right makeup & lighting, I think Alexis at times can look a lil strong in the face, but there is NO denying that dat body is all on point. Thick, and built for unforgiving pounding. she got dat fitness background which gives her a good base, but NOW she dun got a lil softer and curvier… and she services the BBC like it’s duty!)
* Janet Mason – 47 (ah yes, one of my all-time faves. another one not really billed as having a PAWG physique necessarily, but for a bird her age… damn! looks MUCH better now in recent scenes (IMHO) than in earlier ones. like Austin, Alura and Alexis, she got that fitness/bodybuilding background, and it shows that she still clangin’ & bangin’. she looks better now than she did starting out on her swinger site — got a lil softer, and she isn’t *quite* as cut-up, and doesn’t tan till she’s leathery! LOL! Great shape on the ass and [fake] tits, and is an admitted BBC-holic, so she gets a pass)
* Phoenix Marie – 33 (no intro needed! we all know whussup. I almost don’t wanna list her here cuz I feel she doesn’t fit the role of MILF per se, but if she stays active, she’s about a stone-skip away)
* Zoey Andrews – 42 (Zoey, as last seen on PlumperPass updates, has filled out to BBW status… BUT back when she started out she was a curvy, southern-fried, filthy-mouthed, thick-as-grits-bish with an INSATIABLE appetite. steady dick-slurpin’ and pussy squirtin’, takin’ DPs as easy as if it were just another Wednesday. THAT’S the Zoey i’m listing here. never one of the ‘prettiest’ imo, but she more than makes up for it in REAL orgasmic performances)
Only things I ask is that, above all, she is IR-certified.
Second, she is confirmed (or at least VERY much appears to be) MINIMUM 30yo, preferably mid-thirties, just to at least give the illusion of being ‘MILF’. I *HATE* it when young bishes are unnecessarily given the MILF billing in a scene/feature when they barely 25, and don’t even “look the part” of a convincing MILF.
Also, even if they LEGIT have children (I’ll use Kelly Divine as an example here, she just turned 30, so she just barely gets that pass) that don’t mean she need to be on the cover of NA’s next ‘MILF Legends’ Series.
Third, respect the ‘W’ in the PAWG, so only the str8up vanilla birds in this particular list, peeps.
Fourth, despite my undying love for BBW, we gon’ leave them outta this list; they can get some recognition another day/time. Always exceptions to the rule as to the ‘threshold’ of a curvy chick who is one PB&J away from going full BBW (like the bodies of Julie Cash or Klaudia Kelly), but we can cross that bridge when hit dat mthafka.
I’m sure I overlooked and/or left out some obvious entries.
Peace to you AH ngaz, and thanks for any names dropped on ya boi’s behalf!
I’m-a go open up the new HDD just in case y’all avalanche me ‘n shit LOL!”